This morning while in a particularly exhausted state, I opened a series of pill bottles to take a vitamin, a generic Mucin*x, and some ibuprofen. Stupidly, I also took a m*latonin. I think that since I usually take a vitamin and a m*latonin at night, my hand just reached for the bottle, shook out a pill and popped it in my mouth. I had already dry-swallowed* the entire handful of pills when I said out loud, "Crap! I just took a m*latonin."
Don't let anyone tell you that m*latonin doesn't make you sleepy during the day. Teaching a coherent class at 8am is nearly impossible every morning, but today was downright torturous. I just wanted to say, "Hang on a sec. I'm just going to lie down right here on the cozy linoleum."
I can't wait to go home and take a nap!
*I include this only to impress you with my mad pill-taking skills.